#THAT WAS THE GAYEST THING I'VE SEEN HOLY SHIT

[dukeoftears]

I'm huperfixating over Cells at Work rn and ESPECIALLY U-1146 x Cancer cell

[ace-ace-in-yo-face]

U ever start shipping a couple ironically cuz u're like "that's silly but kinda funny" so u look em up for laughs but then u enter the "hey they kinda cute actually" phase, and the longer u scroll through their tag the less ironic it becomes?

And here i am reading bowuigi(Bowser/Luigi) fanfiction.

[slaaverin]

Sorry but HOLY SHIT.

I'm?????? At loss for words.

This is the gayest shit I've ever seen.

AAAAAAAAAAAH.

Park Jimin is devious, he is sneaky, he wants everybody to know JK is HIS and Jungkook just sat or lied there letting him writing his own name ON HIS CHEST and also let him take a picture of his creation while Jungkook smiled like a..a..proud boyfriend? Idk. HIS SMILE???? LIKE HE'S HAPPY HE JUST GOD CLAIMED BY HIS MAN

ALL OF THIS IN FRONT OF STAFF AND TAE.

This is??? I'm baffled.

You can't defend them. You can't. Who agrees to have someone else's name written on their chest? If they are not a couple? NO ONE. IT JUST DOESN'T HAPPEN. I REPEAT THIS SHIT DOESN'T HAPPEN IN REAL LIFE THIS IS NOT A THING

Jimin made sure everybody knew JK his HIS. He claimed his boyfriend as property of The Park Jimin but WE KNEW THAT.

The fact he thought funny to just do it again for good measure AND TAKE A PICTURE FOR HIS PERSONAL ARCHIVE TO REMEMBER. Jimin looking at the picture month later and telling himself "Oh yeah, I took a picture of MY MAN on the boat my little Jungkookie is MINE AND MINE ONLY" while looking at it fondly and a little devilish.

This is surreal.

This is the type of shit that couldn't have been predicted.

IT FEELS REALLY SEXUAL TOO. IDK??? LIKE??

I'm losing my goddamn mind.

Guys guys we have come to this type of insane stuff OK. ok.

This is fine. This is perfectly fine. Let me breathe.

I'M NOT OK???

God couples are so annoying and insufferable.

We get it guys you're really in love in a kinky way. We. get. it.

Do they know some people are single?? Do they not care? No those two lovebirds are too occupied being completely obsessed with each other of course 😐

They are completely insane, those two.

I'M SO DONE. BYE.

[itgetsrad]

i feel like i just don't know what to do. does anyone else feel this way? like our country is falling into facism. elon is basically the president and did a fucking nazi salute publicly and i'm just a middle aged gay dude in texas that has nothing and we did this for 4 years before so maybe we're over reacting and we'll all get through these 4 years but it also was not this bad last time - last time feels like a dress rehearsal somehow. but what do i do? what can i do? do i just go about my day like normal? do i become overly cautious? do i take to the streets? my brain feels broken and baffled on day 1 because of the tiktok thing and like holy shit what do we fucking DO? what do we do when everything feels overwhelming? how do i make a post like this then close the tumblr tab and try to work on my course work or go back to worrying about texting a friend? how do i go from thoughts like 'we're close to mexico so maybe we could get to mexico before we're death camped' to thoughts about what i want for dinner? how do i know when i'm over-reacting? how do i know when others are? how do i know when i'm not acting enough? or when others aren't? what do i do? how do i fight back? what do i do when i know that existing in the open is an act of rebellion right now but also that's probably not enough? how do i cope with the fact that that's also kind of terrifying? how do i pause the flashes of giant pick ups with giant american flags in their beds i've seen driving through my neighborhood and the casual way someone might say "yeah they're gay in that house" and our 'the gayest place in town' welcome mat and the danger that could put us in? how real is that danger? how much is my brain over-reacting? what do i do? like i have to ignore it to stay sane but that feels so selfish. be kind and stay safe... i guess that's all i know to do at this point

[castlebyersafterdark]

im not sure if you were around for the moment before noah was officially out when people were saying that him partying in this outfit (overalls in linked article) was the straightest frat boy thing they'd ever seen but i want your input cos somehow this is the gayest thing i've ever seen instead

its got 80s corn scenario written all over it i can hear the lounge lizard music

https://instinctmagazine.com/noah-schnapp-reveals-his-grandpas-text-after-coming-out/

Oh, yeah. You are correct. I only remember seeing that photo after the fact, and it's one of those instances I mean whenever I say that it's wild to look back and was like - this was your straight frat bro? I'm sorry, but actually not. It's said with fondness and recognition - that overalls look is so gloriously gaaaay. Holy shit my boy. Plain sight, plain sight. It's such a ho look, and men would be on that if he wore this to a different event, I'm just. Alright. It's like a caricature of masc fashion and likely unintentional by him but it's still. Quite something. I've gotta post it with this ask because the visual... it's necessary. Noah Noah Noah. I don't even know what to really say here. Obsessed.

[percytheboykisser]

ok so i watched deadpool and wolverine and. holy fucking SHit that was gay. gayer than gay. what the fuck. oh my goooooddddddd. thank you Ryan Reynolds for the gayest thing i've seen all year. oh my GOD

[oh-snapperss]

laughing, giggling, kicking my fits ohh my fuckingg god i can't get enough! so, im writing it while im reading sooo just keep that in mind why i might not grab all of the stuff quicly.

okay, so, first of all, it really pains me to see how etho thinks he NEED to be useful. like it's such a basic thing, but i really need him to lie down and take a breath. the whole scene after the advisor's meeting left something in my chest and i really can't explain what exactly, certainly not the bad thing! but the whole premiss, this deep feeling of "i'll do anything you'll tell me". aaaand ren is lifthing etho up. okay, my brain short-circuited just now ma gad.(i don't exactly remember my previous ask and idk if you saw it, but it was something along the line, that for ren etho is becoming the reason to continue fighting AND IDK I MIGHT BE WRONG or i might see what i want and not what both of you wanted to say, but oh my god i see it so clearly now). for etho it was near religious experience, but for ren etho is the human ever, not in way "just another one", but in a "the human". etho is so alive and ren want to keep it that way to hide him from harm. omg pov switch im dying. i cannot express how much i feel reading rens part. im not joking. and it echoes so much with what i said about how human etho is in rens eyes. :( "good night, my lord Ren" im jumping into the river. "There is no one to see the love on his face" im drowning. i would comment on chess part but i am in the river, drowned. sry. "I'm calling you, Ren, a liar" millions cheered. but i am so afraid of where this all going, seriously. the whole wine scene was so,,, peaceful, it was so soft and it felt like home, i smiled like an idiot reading it. :( "hes someone has king's eyes" is such i simple phrase yet i can't think about anything anymore. OHH etho want his walls back, he want to see ren the king, because it is so so much to see just ren. because it is hard, because they both want more so bad, but just can't. the final part is something so big i cannot express.

im so fucking sorry for this 400 words essay, honestly, but oh my god this is too good, this is amazing work and you both are so talented and good with your words it never ceases to amaze me.

ALRIGHT i'm gonna try and respond to this so osososoosoooo normally

first of all you're so right. etho so needs to sit down and breathe but he's so very lost in the fact he's meant to serve and die he can't stop enough to rest:D

ren lifting etho up was by far one of the gayest things i've ever seen written with my two eyes<33 (theo wrote that) and i remember looking at the words and looking at the call and then going YOU WANT ME TO FOLLOW THAT UP?? and then i made it gayer myself so. WOO

you're absolutely so so so right about that point!! i just now got to answer it but you hit the nail on the head with it and i'm honestly floored by how you said it!!

the scene with ren carrying him back was also one of the gayest things i've ever written or seen!! honestly the majority of the fic is like this LMAOOOO

"his someone has the king's eyes" was a fun phrase to think of!! that section where etho talks about what he wants to do after the war made both of us cry, and the ending to the chapter was. hhhh made me cry writing it /pos KSJDHFSKHFJD

thank you SO much for this ask dude holy shit!!!

[theholidayslingerlikebadperfume]

this tour and setlist is like ultimate gaylor i love this today is our day

I'M SORRY BUT WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WITNESS IF NOT THE GAYEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!

HOLY SHIT, AND I THOUGHT THE EVERMORE SECTION WAS LOUD.

THE LAVENDER DRESS?!?!?!?!?!?!?? THE ILLICIT AFFAIRS INTERLUDE?!?!?!?!?!?!?! BROOOOO

[kitkatnerds3]

Honkai star rail 2.1 update, aka HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

Ok, so, first off, so many things! most prominently, holy shit lesbians. Black Swan and Acheron are so gay, it makes me feel bad for Sparkle. She wanted to dance with Black Swan only for her to say no and then go do the single gayest dance i have ever seen in my life with Acheron. I no longer ship those two it is entirely one-sided, Sparkle never even had a chance. Fuckin "I've had my gaze on you for a while" fuckin hand kiss fuckin THEIR FACES WERE LESS THEN AN INCH AWAY FROM EACHOTHER!

On other news, it seems that Aventurine is planning to kill himself and bring all of Penacony down with him. Ok, he might not necessarily be trying to kill himself, but I like angst which means the saddest possible outcome will always be the one i go for. We also saw him as baby and i am just so excited to see more of this guy's definitely super fucked past. I am preparing my tissues, make this man devastating hoyoverse!

Also, Firefly appearance. is she Sam? I hope she's Sam. Please make her be Sam!

And back to Acheron, Raiden Mei cameo? Maybe? Possibly? AAAHH?

[aflockofravens]

Not to rapidly flip into another hyperfixation but holy shit, started Heaven Official's Blessing and it's the gayest fucking thing I've ever seen.

I'm only 9 episodes in so far but holy fuck I'm kicky-feeting so fucking hard at every interaction between Xie Lien and San Lang.

Like shut the fuck up, you're so cute

(honorable mention to Nan Feng and Fu Yao; they're gonna hate fuck, I'm calling it now)

[mythicaldemonart]

So I have a bone to pick with Cyberpunk 2077

The romanceable characters. Specifically the way they've handled which characters you can romance.

Holy shit, this is going to be a rabbithole.

So the way they've decided to make romanceable characters work in this game is that with different bodytype/voice options you are able to romance different characters, with at most only two options being available at any given time. In theory this means that who you can romance depends on who you are and that changes how they act around you. But I have to qualify this as "in theory" because that is not in fact how this works in game.

Instead they act the exact same at every turn until it comes to the moment where you can attempt to initiate romance, at which point if you don't meet their preferences they will recoil like this is coming out of nowhere. At least that's what happened when I tried to have a romantic relationship with Panam and didn't realize female V can't romance her. There's 4 options total in a playthrough, a gay man named Kerry, a lesbian named Judy, a straight man named River, and a straight woman who is of course Panam.

The other character that female V can't romance is obviously Kerry, and yet he still acted like he was into my character. This leads me to my new theory that all romanceable NPCs with gender-based "Preferences" are bad, even when they are good. I mean, I only have to point to BG3 for a more recent example of a widely popular and successful game that let the players choose with the only limitations being based on behaviour, and not gender.

For starters, it's a lot simpler to let the player decide their relationship with certain characters, especially when it comes to romanceable NPCs. Especially because it means that you don't then have to try and hack together a character's dialogue and actions based on what the player character looks/sounds like.

Larian didn't forget to add gender-based "preferences" to every companion in BG3, they chose not to add unnecessary barriers for romancing the companions. Because ultimately they knew that allowing the player to define their relationship with each character was better than arbitrarily deciding for them based on the gender of the character they chose to play.

Back to Cyberpunk, the only reason I know for sure that Panam is straight and Kerry is gay is because I had to look it up. A good rule of thumb with romanceable characters is that if you have to look up whether or not they are romanceable, because their actions and dialogue in game is sending mixed messages, then you've probably fucked something up.

It would have been far less work for the developers and far more enjoyable for the players to just make all of the characters bi/pan and let the player decide who they want to be with. I mean, at most you'd have to have both VAs for V record more lines to fill the gaps, and that's about it, really. It's not like the sex scenes are explicit enough to require different ones depending on your character.

The problem with trying to give the NPCs gender-based "preferences" in a game like Cyberpunk 2077, is that due to technical limitations, those "preferences" only actually matter in very specific circumstances, so they change very little about how the character actually acts around you, thereby confusing the player by constantly sending mixed signals. It also really doesn't help that in some parts of the game, it feels like certain character interactions, like Panam's, were primarily written around V being a man.

Like if Panam was written to always be straight, then Panam is the gayest straight woman I've ever seen, and genuinely acts like she was originally written to interact exclusively with a male V:

She constantly talks to you about how you're the one good thing in her life, which can be seen as innocent enough on its own, especially as part of her character arc is learning to trust you and other people again.

She acts so differently around you than she does around other people. She seems a lot more willing to be vulnerable with you and only you. And playfully flirts with you a lot.

At one point she uses your lap as a foot rest in a way that does not come off as platonic, and feels flirtatious.

She slept on your shoulder and liked it enough to tell you that you have a really comfortable shoulder.

I should add that you are both sleeping on a couch and she was laying away from you in the position she originally asleep in, that line implies she went out of her way to not only move closer toward you in the night, but also move into a position where she could sleep with her head planted on your shoulder, meaning she was also laying at least partially on top of you. Which is the exact opposite of sending out straight vibes when the player character is a woman.

However, this all happens regardless of how you've made your character. And again, if you're a female V, or have a female voice, and you try to initiate romance with her, she suddenly recoils like your advances are coming completely out of nowhere, and then says that she just doesn't feel that way about you.

Mixed.

Fucking.

Signals.

[euporiez]

💫teeheehee you're so cool and awesome and it's very fun to see all the silly posts you reblog even though i'm not sure about whats going on half the time <33 - i love and appreciate the vibe you bring to my dashboard💫

(I have,,, the most basic knowledge about Ace Attorney and all i've gathered from your blog is that Phoniex and Edgeworth are the gayest people i've ever seen - I mean i knew they had something going on but GODDAMN)

thank you!!!!! i am happy to befuddle and delight. AND YEAH HOLY SHIT LIKE. the biggest ace attorney funny thing ever is like. you see people shipping them and it's like okay yeah rivals that's cute and then you play the games and it's like Oh they're actually really in love. wowza.

genuine screenshot from the last trial of the 2nd game. shat myself when I saw it.

[whos-your-mage-daddy]

Direct quotes from me watching the sixth through the finale episode of season 2 Arcane out of context and order (holy spoilers ahead):

"Wait is he just imagining her or did she get sucked in too? Hah, suck."

"I don't like this whole Ambessa treating Caitlin like Mel shit. Girl you have a daughter and you haven't even tried to find her."

"Oh, the watercolour! Oh no, feelings!"

"Fuck em up Jinxy!"

"You're a fucking prideful bitch Ambessa. And I cant wait to watch you die."

"Oh Jayce honey. I just want to wrap you in a blanket and take care of you.'

"OH FUCK. OH. FUCK."

"OH NO NOT THE SKETCHY ART STYLE!"

"Ouch." *cries hysterically*

"Fucking hell Ekko where have you been buddy!...BENZO!?!"

"This show is cruel. How dare you give me a horribly traumatic moment and then follow it up with how things could have been?"

"Well like everything else in this show that seems like a horrifically bad idea."

"Not Jayce being literally haunted by Viktor. Thats the gayest thing I've ever seen."

"I really didn't need another romance in the show to crush me, but like sure this is fine."

"The artists on this show need a fucking pay raise god damn. I don't even know how much they're making but I know it's not enough."

"Mel! Girlie how are you! Nice new outfit, new tatts...A FUCKIN MAGE!"

"Does Jayce have a god kink? Magic kink? One way or another he has a type."

"Enemies to lovers to enemies to lovers?!? Ya'll need to get your shit together."

"I feel like at this point I should keep her running tally of all the characters that try to off themselves. Why is it so many?"

"I dID apRecIAte YoUr WarMth. You little motherfucker!"

"I'm loving this energy in the courtyard right now. Daughter on mother violence is in. Its hot. Its right now."

Also an extra quote from my mom who watched 5 minutes of the season 2 finale: "Wow. Whoever wrote that was a deeply hurt person."

My summary: The way the show approaches relationships is fucking spectacular. It's a giant web of single connections each one fleshed out and complicated. Some of them tangled and knotted, snapped by death and crudely sewn back together. Even the background characters feel connected. The art style is not only tied into the feelings of the characters but also their point of view. It's like flowing between grungy and sketchy and smoothed over and harsh. Each choice supporting the story flawlessly. And somehow there's only two fucking seasons of this show.

Direct quotes from me watching the first four episodes of Arcane out of context and order(mild spoilers ahead):

"Sevika girl I'm going to need you to simmer or go full fuck em up mode. I know you can and that you'll look damn good doing it!"

"Jayce, I love you, and you're very smart. But you're also a complete moron."

"Sisters!?! The look in Silco's eyes! Fuck this parallel is gonna get juicy isn't it. Hell yeah. Hurt all of my feelings!"

"VANDER NO...(long pause)...VANDER YES!"

"Not the monkey!"

"Oh this enemies to lovers is gonna be sooo good with them." (Specifically referring to the prison introduction scene)

"Did Viktor just come in hot with the sarcasm when the man was trying to off himself? Probably not the right time for that bud. Just a thought."

"Oh my god I am so so gay. Both ways."

[thyladestiel]

So... The School For Good And Evil on Netflix... I loved it and then I realized the main charcaters aren't supposed to be gay???

Now I'm confused. Because thats the gayest thing I've seen in years.

😭😭😭😭

what do you mean they ARENT GAY?

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Like, no. I'm sorry, I don't care if there are books. as a stand alone piece of media, based on what I just saw, the two main characters are WIVES.

Im having a meltdown over this. they're...galpals? I'm insulted and heartbroken. I thought we were done with queerbaiting. why would someone make something like this in the year of our lord 2022 😭😭😭

And I was so on board for this to be a platonic love story. I cried harder over Anna and Elsa than anything else I'd seen in a while, and when Xander reminded Willow about the yellow craYON? Omg. I was a mess. Beautiful. Because yes, platonic love can be true love that saves the day, but this was NOT that.

I-

THEY KISSED ON THE LIPS MY DUDE.

And I was like, "holy shit they ARE gay?! 🥳🥳🥳 I didn't want to hope 🥹🥹🥹 But they realky went for it! omg! this is so beautiful! "

And then she chooses sofie over the boy who's in love with her, and just when it all seems to be one of the best lesbian romance movies I have ever seen, the narrator goes, "and so they were just good friends 🙂"

And I'm like WHAT?!?!! good friends?!

Am I insane? I'm being gaslit rn. I'm having flashbacks to the early 2000s.

LOOOK AT WHAT WHAT GOOD FRIENDS THAY ARE!

hahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

[gay-pirate-anime]

Rereading mirepoix since I don't remember when I left off, and I'm at "Sanji is sensitive about his knives" and got forceful flashbacks to the second chapter of Shokugeki no Sanji.

It's not the gayest shit I've seen in OP affiliate media (Deuce) but holy shit.

Speaking of chapter 2 (and 6), Shokugeki no Sanji has the fun thing where cooking anime are like: but this ingredient is hard to deal with because XYZ, except it's One Piece. So the eels explode and the sheep has body fat as hard as steel.

Yay youre reading again! I hate to admit it but I'm terrible and haven't actually read Shokugeki no Sanji or any of the spinoff stuff 😅😅😅😅😅😅

Everyone keeps saying Ace and Deuce are super fruity so maybe I'll look into finding where I can read that one... it's a novel right?

Fuck it I should read Shokugeki no Sanji too just cuz I love cooking and Sanji and being gay and you're making it sound like a good time. Idk why but I was under the impression that you had to read Shokugeki no Soma first to read the Sanji spinoffs and I haven't done that;;;

[ghostbustinggays]

HOLY SHIT I JUST WATCHED FIREBRINGER THAT'S THE GAYEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN!! I MEAN ZAZZALIL PROPOSED TO JEMILLA YOU LITERALLY COULDN'T GET GAYER! CONFIRMED I LOVE LAUREN LOPEZ AND NOW ALSO MEREDITH STEPIEN

RIGHT????????????????????????????